How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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