i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'm too high and old for this...
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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