You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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