I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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