What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Randomize
