yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
No I am not eating basil off your cock
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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