Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
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