So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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