How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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