protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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