My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
