Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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