you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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