Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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