At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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