We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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