i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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