I think scott just propositioned me for sex
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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