that's an acceptable place to lick
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I'm really busy with my period
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