the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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