it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Randomize
