why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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