Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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