I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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