Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
