just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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