So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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