I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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