By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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