STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Randomize
