Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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