and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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