Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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