i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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