super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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