do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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