thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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