What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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