Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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