this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
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