I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
this will be a night to untag.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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