tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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