He felt like a one man threesome
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
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