they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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