I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
