yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Randomize
