We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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