i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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