Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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