so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
