he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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