i think i have herpe
just one?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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